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    Vidou
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    Jokes collection

    Post by Vidou on Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:32 pm

    1.~ Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.

    They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".

    They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.



    The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.


    Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"


    Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."


    2.~
    1.I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it
    So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

    3.~ Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
    Husband: “Sure! What are my choices?”
    Wife: “Yes or no.”

    4.~Nice Guy

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
    The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.

    As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"

    The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."

    The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

    5.~
    Quick and clear

    A son comes to his dad and says:
    - Dad, i gotta tell you something
    - Ok, Quick and clear!
    - 100 bucks

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    Re: Jokes collection

    Post by Amber on Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:48 am

    Rotfl!!!!! to them all.
    I expessaly though that The thired one was witty.

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    Re: Jokes collection

    Post by hitmancodename47 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:43 pm

    lol!
    Though I've heard them before. They're funny.
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    Re: Jokes collection

    Post by Vidou on Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:47 am

    Johnny: Dad can you sign in the dark?

    Father: I guess so, what do you want me to write?

    Johnny: Your signature on my report card.

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