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    Christmas funny jokes

    Vidou
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    Post by Vidou Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:09 pm

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    1.What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
    Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

    2.Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
    They both drop their needles !

    3.What's Christmas called in England ?
    Yule Britannia !

    4.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
    Thanks, I'll never part with it !

    5.Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
    Beacause a little water ends both of them !

    6.What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
    A pineapple !

    7.What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
    Platform shoes !

    8.What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
    I'm going out tonight !

    9.Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
    Yule be happy !

    10.How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
    About a wick !
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    Post by Kitty Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:35 pm

    Steve: What's your father getting for Christmas?
    Dave: Bald and fat.
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    Post by LOLest Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:21 am

    I think number four was the best, and funniest. But they were all Witty!

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