1.What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
2.Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
3.What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
4.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
5.Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
6.What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
7.What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
8.What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
9.Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
10.How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
2.Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
3.What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
4.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
5.Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
6.What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
7.What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
8.What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
9.Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
10.How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !